Stolen from ~thegirlcalledhate

If I were a month, I would be: January
If I were a day of the week, I would be: Wednesday
If I were a time of day, I would be: 9:30 P.M.
If I were a sea animal, I would be: Dolphin
If I were a direction, I would be: Up
If I were a sin, I would be: hatred
If I were a historical figure I would be: Shakespeare
If I were a planet, I would be: Jupiter
If I were a liquid, I would be: Mountain Dew
If I were a stone, I would be: diamond
If I were a tree, I would be: Weeping Willow
If I were a bird, I would be: Blue jay
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: teardrops
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: rainy
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: Siren
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: flute
If I were an animal, I would be: duck
If I were a colour, I would be: midnight blue
If I were an emotion, I would be: Pissed Off
If I were a vegetable, I would be: Cream of Corn
If I were a sound, I would be: cry
If I were an element, I would be: air
If I were a song, I would be: Glaring Dream from Gravitation
If I were a movie, I would be: a horror movie
If I were a book, I would be written by: Stephen King
If I were a food, I would be: Cheese pizza
If I were a place, I would be: Jamaica
If I were a taste, I would be: sweet n sour
If I were a scent, I would be: pleasant
If I were a religion, I would be: none
If I were a word, I would be: bitch
If I were a body part, I would be: eyes
If I were a facial expression, I would be: DUH!
If I were a subject in school, I would be: lunch
If I were a cartoon character, I would be: Beetlejuice
If I were a shape, I would be: circle
If I were a number, I would be: 25
If I were a piece of jewelry, I would be: a necklace
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: bed
If I were a car, I would be: Spider convertible
If I were an item of clothing, I would be: underwear

See what you come up with ^_^

Kuri-san